By Jon Gallagher

Election day has passed and we won’t have to sit through any more of those “Don’t vote for that rascal!” ads for at least a few weeks.

Thank Goodness!

Unfor­tu­nately, now I have to listen to (actually, I don’t HAVE to) all the Repub­licans who are making excuses for why they lost the pres­i­dential race as well as those who are crying about the results, warning us that the next four years will be the death of the United States as we know it.

Anybody with Twitter who follows Donald Trump got to see him threaten to hold his breath and turn blue if the results were not reversed.

Okay, maybe not. But he did throw a little tantrum that was funny to read. It was very childish.

I look at it like this: if Romney had pulled out the win, the Democrats would be saying the same thing; it’d just be different people saying it.

As for the Repub­licans, they have no right to complain. After all, it was THEIR candidate who failed.

As I mentioned in a previous column, I don’t think Barack Obama has done a very good job in the past four years. I’m not in better shape than I was four years ago, and in fact, I’m in a lot worse shape. It wouldn’t have taken much for me to vote for someone else. I just couldn’t vote for Romney because I couldn’t tell which side he was on.

If the Repub­licans would have dug a little deeper, I’m sure they could have found someone better to run for the White House. I would have gladly voted for Rudy Giuliani. I didn’t mind some of Michelle Bachmann’s ideas. Rick Santorum could have given Obama a run for his money. I don’t think Ron Paul would have offered much of a challenge.

I would have voted for Rod Blago­jevich before I voted for Herman Cain, Sarah Palin, or Newt Gingrich.

Romney was nomi­nated early with other Repub­lican candi­dates dropping out of the race faster than rain­drops in a downpour, and he seemed to be in charge. He picked his own running mate and announced him in advance of the national convention, a move I don’t recall ever seeing before.

Here in Elmwood, I didn’t get to vote in some of the elec­tions I wanted to vote in. I was very inter­ested in the Bustos-Schilling race for the 17th Congres­sional seat since it was heavily adver­tised, but as it turns out, Elmwood is outside their bound­aries. I was also inter­ested in the Koehler-Sullivan race for the 46th District Senate seat as it was also pushed on local TV. I’m outside their district as well.

In fact, there were only four or five contested races on my ballot with most of the ques­tions asking if I wanted to retain judges or not. One of the contested races was between Aaron Schock and some guy I’d never heard of. I felt cheated.

I tend to be more conser­v­ative than liberal, but I have problems labeling myself a Democrat or Repub­lican. That’s because both sides do some really dumb things that I don’t really want to be asso­ciated with. Then again, there’s some things that voters do that are pretty stupid as well.

Take for example the strange case of Derrick Smith. Smith was an Illinois House member from the 10th District in Chicago. Last March, the FBI put together a sting oper­ation where they asked Smith to write a letter of recom­men­dation for a ficti­tious day care center that would have sped up the licensing process. Smith allegedly agreed to write the letter after accepting an envelope with $7000 in cash in it.

He was arrested, but a week later, managed to win the primary race to be placed on the ballot of the general election, the one we had yesterday. The Repub­licans failed to nominate a candidate to oppose Smith who repre­sents a very Demo­c­ratic district.

In August, the General Assembly voted to kick Smith out. Yep, they told him they didn’t like him anymore, that he should be ashamed of himself, and in the meantime, go home and don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord creased ya.

On Tuesday, the guy WON reelection to the seat he got kicked out of. Not only did he win, he got 62% of the vote!

He had been opposed by Lance Tyson who was running as an inde­pendent (the Repub­licans didn’t have a candidate). Tyson had managed to gain endorse­ments from big names like Governor Pat Quinn and Secretary of State Jesse White, but voters evidently didn’t care and returned Smith to his seat.

Now here’s the real kicker. Since he’s already been kicked out of the House once, he can’t be kicked out for the same offense again. It’s sort of a double jeopardy.

I have to wonder just how stupid a voter has to be in order to elect someone who is up on these kind of charges.

Oh wait…. This is Illinois. I forgot about Blago­jevich and Ryan.

Let’s try this one instead.

Chal­lengers Brian Wood­worth (Repub­lican) and Marcus Lucas (Inde­pendent) together amassed a whopping 28.3% of the vote which wasn’t enough to beat someone who never spent a single minute campaigning, who never had a yard sign printed, and who hasn’t shown up for work in almost six months.

Jesse Jackson Jr, a US Congressman from Chicago quit showing up for his job back in June as he checked into a hospital in Arizona. After spending a month there, he headed for the Mayo Clinic in Rochester MN where he’s had a couple of stays. Reportedly, he’s being treated for a bipolar disorder in their wing for mental illnesses.

Evidently voters in the 2nd Congres­sional District don’t see any problem in paying his health care and paying him for being absent from work as they elected him in what qual­ifies as a land­slide. The only thing Jackson did to campaign was to place robo­calls to constituents in the days before the election.

I can under­stand someone being popular enough to win an election even though they’re sick; what I can’t under­stand is how someone can win by that margain!

I began wondering if maybe it was Jackson’s new neighbors in the mental ward that were voting for him. Then I realized, those people are ill. The people in the 2nd District evidently are just stupid.

I guess I shouldn’t be so quick to judge because I really don’t know anything about the people that these two ran against. After all, that’s why I voted for Blago­jevich the last time he ran. I just couldn’t punch the button for someone so closely asso­ciated with George “that guy in the orange jumpsuit” Ryan (Judy Barr Topinka).

Some­times the Devil you know is better than the Devil you don’t know.

Which is why Obama got my vote this time around.